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I discovered today that there is no way humanly possible to eat crab legs in a refined manner. That, and it is just a little bit morbid ripping the leg off of a previously living creature so you can smash it and eat the meat inside.

Either way, they taste freaking amazing, so I don't care much.

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Stolen from Hanabi. ... I was really really bored, okay?

Dating StrengthsDating Weaknesses
1. Independence - 100%
2. Financial Situation - 84.6%
3. Varied Interests - 71.4%
4. Adventurousness - 66.7%
5. Open-Mindedness - 63.6%
1. Temper - 100%

Only one "weakness..." Too bad they didn't have any questions on how much you detest the male gender. That might be just a liiittle bit of a turn-off.  Well, I suppose that's a good thing. Unfortunately, this thing makes me look like I'm trying to get into a relationship. Ha. Haha. Funny. I don't have time [nor patience] for a guy in my life. 

Ugh. Societal norms. I hate them. I need to stab something.

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 AHA. Guess who almost got arrested today.

Apparently, people take it as a threat when you whip a butterfly knife out of nowhere and tell them if they take one more step towards you you'll slit them from their eye sockets to their dick. 

Come on now. Couldn't he tell I was just playing? ♥ It's his own damn fault anyways. He's the one who was hitting on me in the first place.

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I'm going to end up working myself to death. Holy crap.

My computer hates me. It blew up and I lost the research I had been working on. Twice. I had to restrain myself from throwing it out the window. [Which would have been a Very Bad Idea.] 

Eventually I got sick of redoing the same project over and over again and took Ryuu out for a walk. Haha. Bad idea. He tried to procreate with some poor girl's puppy while I wasn't looking. Poor thing looked like she was about to cry. [The puppy didn't look much better.] Ahem.

So that means I have to save up even more money to pay for obedience lessons for him, in addition to the money I already have to scrape up to get him his shots. Stupid dog. You can die from heartworm for all I care. What made me think it would be a good idea to get a puppy again...?

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