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draconic_edge
[men suck.] - [oo2]
 AHA. Guess who almost got arrested today.

Apparently, people take it as a threat when you whip a butterfly knife out of nowhere and tell them if they take one more step towards you you'll slit them from their eye sockets to their dick. 

Come on now. Couldn't he tell I was just playing? ♥ It's his own damn fault anyways. He's the one who was hitting on me in the first place.

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Current Mood: cranky indignant
Current Music: I'm too cool for music.

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juxt_a_pose From: juxt_a_pose Date: January 20th, 2008 04:20 am (UTC) (Link)
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
draconic_edge From: draconic_edge Date: January 20th, 2008 04:23 am (UTC) (Link)
It... wasn't that funny... Really. It was kinda pathetic, actually. The boy cried like a little bitch.
juxt_a_pose From: juxt_a_pose Date: January 20th, 2008 04:26 am (UTC) (Link)
AHA AHAHAHA AHA AH- ahhhhh.

Oh God that's so beautiful.

Sorry. Hold on, I'll compose myself.
draconic_edge From: draconic_edge Date: January 20th, 2008 04:27 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm glad you approve. ♥
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draconic_edge From: draconic_edge Date: January 20th, 2008 07:06 am (UTC) (Link)
He really didn't.

I'm sure you would, sweetheart. ♥
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draconic_edge From: draconic_edge Date: January 21st, 2008 01:27 am (UTC) (Link)
Sure. If you find one, let me know. ♥
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From: nointerests Date: January 20th, 2008 10:56 am (UTC) (Link)
What an idiot.
draconic_edge From: draconic_edge Date: January 22nd, 2008 01:44 am (UTC) (Link)
Me, or the asshole?
From: nointerests Date: January 22nd, 2008 02:45 am (UTC) (Link)
The latter.
From: yeonhwa Date: January 20th, 2008 11:18 am (UTC) (Link)
We're going to be more incognito if we're planning to kill a certain someone that I don't like to call my boss.
draconic_edge From: draconic_edge Date: January 21st, 2008 01:34 am (UTC) (Link)
... Right that. Check. No more pulling knives on sleazy strangers--?
From: yeonhwa Date: January 22nd, 2008 02:47 am (UTC) (Link)
Maybe put a needle to the back of his neck, and press it into the right pressure point. Then he won't be moving for a very very long time.
draconic_edge From: draconic_edge Date: January 23rd, 2008 12:09 am (UTC) (Link)
Someone's twisted. I like it.

There are easier ways to incapacitate someone. Besides, it's more fun when they can struggle a little. ♥
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