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draconic_edge
[men suck.] - [oo2]
 AHA. Guess who almost got arrested today.

Apparently, people take it as a threat when you whip a butterfly knife out of nowhere and tell them if they take one more step towards you you'll slit them from their eye sockets to their dick. 

Come on now. Couldn't he tell I was just playing? ♥ It's his own damn fault anyways. He's the one who was hitting on me in the first place.

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Current Mood: cranky indignant
Current Music: I'm too cool for music.

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juxt_a_pose From: juxt_a_pose Date: January 20th, 2008 04:20 am (UTC) (Link)
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
draconic_edge From: draconic_edge Date: January 20th, 2008 04:23 am (UTC) (Link)
It... wasn't that funny... Really. It was kinda pathetic, actually. The boy cried like a little bitch.
juxt_a_pose From: juxt_a_pose Date: January 20th, 2008 04:26 am (UTC) (Link)
AHA AHAHAHA AHA AH- ahhhhh.

Oh God that's so beautiful.

Sorry. Hold on, I'll compose myself.
draconic_edge From: draconic_edge Date: January 20th, 2008 04:27 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm glad you approve. ♥
juxt_a_pose From: juxt_a_pose Date: January 20th, 2008 04:30 am (UTC) (Link)
I do. You're a gift from God, Ten-chan. No lie.
draconic_edge From: draconic_edge Date: January 20th, 2008 04:31 am (UTC) (Link)
And you're a shameless flatterer. It's cute, though~
juxt_a_pose From: juxt_a_pose Date: January 20th, 2008 04:40 am (UTC) (Link)
Shameless in general, that's true, but flatterer? Never. I'm glad you think so. You're cute all over. Cute and deadly. The perfect combination. ♥
draconic_edge From: draconic_edge Date: January 20th, 2008 04:44 am (UTC) (Link)
Whatever helps you sleep at night~ Watch it, Uzumaki. ♥ Unless you want to be staring down the blade of my favourite jack-knife.
juxt_a_pose From: juxt_a_pose Date: January 20th, 2008 04:55 am (UTC) (Link)
So long as you give me that much~ Oh, I'd be honored. You can't even imagine how much. ♥
draconic_edge From: draconic_edge Date: January 20th, 2008 04:59 am (UTC) (Link)
Oho. You're waltzing on dangerous ground, boy. Knife kink, for the win?
juxt_a_pose From: juxt_a_pose Date: January 20th, 2008 05:04 am (UTC) (Link)
And you just have to know how much I love it. ...what if that's the case? ♥
draconic_edge From: draconic_edge Date: January 20th, 2008 05:06 am (UTC) (Link)
You're a horrible flirt, know that? And yet, it's endearing, somehow... Don't get your hopes, up, sweetie. ♥ You're not my type. No guy is, really...
juxt_a_pose From: juxt_a_pose Date: January 20th, 2008 05:11 am (UTC) (Link)
Not me. Endearing, you say? ♥ Oh, that's perfectly alright with me. You're out of my league, Ten-chan.
draconic_edge From: draconic_edge Date: January 20th, 2008 05:32 am (UTC) (Link)
Yes, endearing. It's a good thing--makes it so I tolerate your flirting and don't plan to kill you next time I see you in the office. ♥ Why do I feel you're either mocking me or you want something?
juxt_a_pose From: juxt_a_pose Date: January 20th, 2008 05:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well, that's just wonderful. Dying now would be very inconvenient for me. ...you think I'm lying?
draconic_edge From: draconic_edge Date: January 21st, 2008 01:31 am (UTC) (Link)
I know. Aren't I just so kind? You're simpering too much to be genuine.
juxt_a_pose From: juxt_a_pose Date: January 21st, 2008 06:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
I don't know. You did just threaten me with a knife. You're pretty awesome, though, I'll give you that. Simpering? I don't simper.
draconic_edge From: draconic_edge Date: January 22nd, 2008 01:47 am (UTC) (Link)
I threaten everyone with my weapons. I'd threaten my own family with knives if I had any. Take it as a compliment. ♥ Looked a damn lot like simpering to me.
From: yeonhwa Date: January 21st, 2008 01:19 am (UTC) (Link)

OOC

NEJI IS.
juxt_a_pose From: juxt_a_pose Date: January 21st, 2008 06:08 pm (UTC) (Link)

OOC

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN AND HAVING NO IMAGINATION.
themerrier From: themerrier Date: January 22nd, 2008 12:50 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: OOC

BECAUSE. TENTEN-MUN IS A NEJI/TEN SHIPPER. She tried to manipulate me into applying for a Neji.
draconic_edge From: draconic_edge Date: January 22nd, 2008 01:41 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: OOC

STOP BLOODY CLUTTERING MY PAGE, HOS.

And I have imagination. You can't have GaaTen or NejiKin without imagination. D< --Judo
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draconic_edge From: draconic_edge Date: January 20th, 2008 07:06 am (UTC) (Link)
He really didn't.

I'm sure you would, sweetheart. ♥
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draconic_edge From: draconic_edge Date: January 21st, 2008 01:27 am (UTC) (Link)
Sure. If you find one, let me know. ♥
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draconic_edge From: draconic_edge Date: January 21st, 2008 01:30 am (UTC) (Link)
It was meant to, love~
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draconic_edge From: draconic_edge Date: January 23rd, 2008 12:36 am (UTC) (Link)
You love me for it. ♥
From: nointerests Date: January 20th, 2008 10:56 am (UTC) (Link)
What an idiot.
draconic_edge From: draconic_edge Date: January 22nd, 2008 01:44 am (UTC) (Link)
Me, or the asshole?
From: nointerests Date: January 22nd, 2008 02:45 am (UTC) (Link)
The latter.
From: yeonhwa Date: January 20th, 2008 11:18 am (UTC) (Link)
We're going to be more incognito if we're planning to kill a certain someone that I don't like to call my boss.
draconic_edge From: draconic_edge Date: January 21st, 2008 01:34 am (UTC) (Link)
... Right that. Check. No more pulling knives on sleazy strangers--?
From: yeonhwa Date: January 22nd, 2008 02:47 am (UTC) (Link)
Maybe put a needle to the back of his neck, and press it into the right pressure point. Then he won't be moving for a very very long time.
draconic_edge From: draconic_edge Date: January 23rd, 2008 12:09 am (UTC) (Link)
Someone's twisted. I like it.

There are easier ways to incapacitate someone. Besides, it's more fun when they can struggle a little. ♥
From: yeonhwa Date: January 23rd, 2008 02:24 am (UTC) (Link)
When you bond with the men of Hyuuga heritage, you turn out that way.

Exactly my point. We're not going to be easy like a bunch of skanks.
draconic_edge From: draconic_edge Date: January 23rd, 2008 04:08 am (UTC) (Link)
... Ahaha. That's funny. That's really funny. I'm going to kill your cousin some day, just FYI.

Of course not. That would be an insult to our kind.
From: yeonhwa Date: January 23rd, 2008 05:06 am (UTC) (Link)
Why, did he do something? Besides scaring three-quarters of the world's population?

And we are the best.
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